At PIMaCS, we are attempting to share, observe, and study this phenomenon which has seemed to affect millions of women the world over since the start of the 21st Century. We will endeavor to understand this epidemic through theory and conjecture based on the photographic evidence found, as well as defining and cataloging these events so they can be identified.

Sunday, February 17, 2013

Trick Or Treat


They grow up so fast don't they? On a festive day like Halloween, cool costumes and sugar buzzes still can not keep young ladies from succumbing to the laws of pimacs.

Thursday, February 14, 2013

The Olsen Twins: A History Of Pimacs




Ahhh, the cute little Olsen twins. So sweet they can induce cavities to their viewers. As we watched them grow up on camera, we've also unwittingly documented their own pimacs history.





This is probably how we remember them best. Full house was in its last season and already they were gearing up for a future in direct to video films. So young, and already a stage 1 pimacs.





They may have said goodbye to full house, but these Pimacs addicted sisters always found a way onto our screens.






Neither fame, fortune, or puberty have deterred these sisters from continuing to engage in pimacs. It's as natural to them as is starring in bad films. A billion dollars worth of bad films.






Even professional studio shots, the camera man is powerless to prevent their pimacs. I wonder what their yearbook photos look like.







At some point they went from cute to hot. Still, it didn't stop them from putting their heads together. Only now, there is a slight flirtatious look on their faces as they Pimacs. Run men, run! They're only 17.






Being in front of cameras is old hat to them by now, as is evident in this optical pimacs variant






We've seen them grow up, develop, and get stupid rich on bad movies. Perhaps a lifetime of pimacs helps ward off evil spirits.






Here's a variant configuration done by professional pimacsers, the "L" shaped pimacs. I call them professional because at this point in their careers, as you will see, a pimacs pose is the traditional "money shot" for Mary Kate and Ashley.




Classic stage 1 pimacs. Again, notice the wasted frame space. They seem unable, or at least happier, being in each other's personal space. But, I suppose sharing a womb does that.





Here is a pic from their "got milk?" ad. From this picture, one has to wonder if they drink from the same glass.







Here's an interesting concept; one colors here hair to give herself distinction from her twin sister. I suppose it's only natural for one to want to be recognized as an individual rather than part of a set. Yet, red hair or not, she still bonds with her sister in front of the camera. They just don't know any other way. Sad really.





No, this is not a lesbian couple slow dancing at a reception. It's those pimacs loving Olsen twins.





Same day, same event. Although they change positions, they remain firmly pimacsed.






Nothing wrong here, standard stage 2 pimacs. We've seen them in so many stage 1 pimacs, this almost seems like their distant.







Eureka! A rare symmetrical head-stacking Pimacs. A very rare find.






They're not pimacsing here you say? Wrong. This is to illustrate even professionals botch the occasional photo op. Remember, this is at a press show, so there are literally hundreds of cameras on them. There heads are merely seeking out the alpha camera to pimacs for. There is an old chinese proverb: Even Olsen twins fall from trees.






...and later that day, back to normal.







From the Olsen girls and all of us here, happy pimacs spotting.











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Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Pimacs Barbie


The Pimacs phenomenon so greatly affects women that even their iconic childhood dolls succumb to it. You just never saw this behavior in G.I. Joe.

Monday, February 11, 2013

A Night Out


Three young ladies celebrate a night out by cramming together for a photo-op. A triple noggin-knocker.



Sunday, February 10, 2013

Back To Basics


We've seen women over 60 at a time engaged in Pimacs, but sometimes its good to get back to simplicity.Here is a standard Pimacs. Two women, plenty of space within the frame to allow personal space, yet the compulsion to press heads together is irresistible.

Friday, February 8, 2013

Poolside Pimacs


Nothing is more conducive of a Pimacs than a pool, a hot sun, and wearing a two-piece. 

Thursday, February 7, 2013

A 62-Girl Pimacs


Sixty-two isn't a couple close friends Pimacsing in front of a camera, sixty-two is a small village. The ladies of Alpha Chi Omega bring us the largest Pimacs to date,shattering all records in a single, unified configuration.

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

54-Girl Pimacs


The amount f females that can fit into a single frame continues to astound us here. 

Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Hooters Pimacs


Here are the Hooter's girls, taking time out of their photo shoot to create a large group Optical Pimacs.

Monday, February 4, 2013

The Yin-Yang


Another non-standard configuration. With both girls facing the camera, yet their bodies are in opposite directions, this creates a yin-yang appearance.

Sunday, February 3, 2013

44-Girl Pimacs


With the Pimacs in effect, it seems more girls can squeeze into a picture than clowns can fit into a car, or illegals can fit into a van.

Saturday, February 2, 2013

So You Think You Can Pimacs


These girls certainly give us something to cheer about in this photo. Another example of the MGG style Pimacs. While the team returns to the locker room during half time to discuss strategy, these well-dressed cheerleaders already put their heads together.

Friday, February 1, 2013

Bosom Buddies


Large breasted women seem to share a dual Pimacs, head to head, and bosom to bosom.