They grow up so fast don't they? On a festive day like Halloween, cool costumes and sugar buzzes still can not keep young ladies from succumbing to the laws of pimacs.
PIMACS
PIMaCS (pronounced pie-macs) stands for Photo Induced Magnetized Cranium Syndrome. A phenomenon afflicting women that causes their heads to inexplicably draw together when confronted with a camera, even if the frame of the picture allows for personal spacing.

At PIMaCS, we are attempting to share, observe, and study this phenomenon which has seemed to affect millions of women the world over since the start of the 21st Century. We will endeavor to understand this epidemic through theory and conjecture based on the photographic evidence found, as well as defining and cataloging these events so they can be identified.
Sunday, February 17, 2013
Thursday, February 14, 2013
The Olsen Twins: A History Of Pimacs
Ahhh, the cute little Olsen twins. So sweet they can induce cavities to their viewers. As we watched them grow up on camera, we've also unwittingly documented their own pimacs history.
This is probably how we remember them best. Full house was in its last season and already they were gearing up for a future in direct to video films. So young, and already a stage 1 pimacs.
They may have said goodbye to full house, but these Pimacs addicted sisters always found a way onto our screens.
Neither fame, fortune, or puberty have deterred these sisters from continuing to engage in pimacs. It's as natural to them as is starring in bad films. A billion dollars worth of bad films.
Even professional studio shots, the camera man is powerless to prevent their pimacs. I wonder what their yearbook photos look like.
At some point they went from cute to hot. Still, it didn't stop them from putting their heads together. Only now, there is a slight flirtatious look on their faces as they Pimacs. Run men, run! They're only 17.
Being in front of cameras is old hat to them by now, as is evident in this optical pimacs variant
We've seen them grow up, develop, and get stupid rich on bad movies. Perhaps a lifetime of pimacs helps ward off evil spirits.
Here's a variant configuration done by professional pimacsers, the "L" shaped pimacs. I call them professional because at this point in their careers, as you will see, a pimacs pose is the traditional "money shot" for Mary Kate and Ashley.
Classic stage 1 pimacs. Again, notice the wasted frame space. They seem unable, or at least happier, being in each other's personal space. But, I suppose sharing a womb does that.
Here is a pic from their "got milk?" ad. From this picture, one has to wonder if they drink from the same glass.
Here's an interesting concept; one colors here hair to give herself distinction from her twin sister. I suppose it's only natural for one to want to be recognized as an individual rather than part of a set. Yet, red hair or not, she still bonds with her sister in front of the camera. They just don't know any other way. Sad really.
No, this is not a lesbian couple slow dancing at a reception. It's those pimacs loving Olsen twins.
Same day, same event. Although they change positions, they remain firmly pimacsed.
Nothing wrong here, standard stage 2 pimacs. We've seen them in so many stage 1 pimacs, this almost seems like their distant.
Eureka! A rare symmetrical head-stacking Pimacs. A very rare find.
They're not pimacsing here you say? Wrong. This is to illustrate even professionals botch the occasional photo op. Remember, this is at a press show, so there are literally hundreds of cameras on them. There heads are merely seeking out the alpha camera to pimacs for. There is an old chinese proverb: Even Olsen twins fall from trees.
...and later that day, back to normal.
From the Olsen girls and all of us here, happy pimacs spotting.
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Tuesday, February 12, 2013
Pimacs Barbie
The Pimacs phenomenon so greatly affects women that even their iconic childhood dolls succumb to it. You just never saw this behavior in G.I. Joe.
Monday, February 11, 2013
A Night Out
Three young ladies celebrate a night out by cramming together for a photo-op. A triple noggin-knocker.
Sunday, February 10, 2013
Back To Basics
We've seen women over 60 at a time engaged in Pimacs, but sometimes its good to get back to simplicity.Here is a standard Pimacs. Two women, plenty of space within the frame to allow personal space, yet the compulsion to press heads together is irresistible.
Friday, February 8, 2013
Thursday, February 7, 2013
A 62-Girl Pimacs
Sixty-two isn't a couple close friends Pimacsing in front of a camera, sixty-two is a small village. The ladies of Alpha Chi Omega bring us the largest Pimacs to date,shattering all records in a single, unified configuration.
Wednesday, February 6, 2013
Tuesday, February 5, 2013
Hooters Pimacs
Here are the Hooter's girls, taking time out of their photo shoot to create a large group Optical Pimacs.
Monday, February 4, 2013
The Yin-Yang
Another non-standard configuration. With both girls facing the camera, yet their bodies are in opposite directions, this creates a yin-yang appearance.
Sunday, February 3, 2013
44-Girl Pimacs
With the Pimacs in effect, it seems more girls can squeeze into a picture than clowns can fit into a car, or illegals can fit into a van.
Saturday, February 2, 2013
So You Think You Can Pimacs
These girls certainly give us something to cheer about in this photo. Another example of the MGG style Pimacs. While the team returns to the locker room during half time to discuss strategy, these well-dressed cheerleaders already put their heads together.
Friday, February 1, 2013
Thursday, January 31, 2013
Golden Pimacs
We've already seen that no matter size, shape, or circumstance, a good Pimacs does not discriminate. Already we've seen the Pimacs effect on women as young as newborns. This photo shows that even on the senior side of life, the Pimacs goes on.
Wednesday, January 30, 2013
30 1/2 - Girl Pimacs
This photo was submitted by Pimacs enthusiest Scott S. This is a huge Stage 2 Pimacs. Difficult to assertain, due to the amount of people in the photo, but this could be an orbital Pimacs. Considering the central girl (pink skirt) fits the profile, being the smallest/petite in the group, while the others are drawn to her from all directions, it seems it might be the case. It is also worth noting, this might also establish a pecking order, of sorts, to the Pimacs phenomenon. At the risk of offending, notice how the most attractive girls seem to be centered, while the other, less attractive girls, are in the perephery. Notice the one on the far left is actually cropped. Why was she cropped. Has this to do with a twist to the Pimacs Rejection as seen in previous posts? Only she doesn't seem to be rejected from the pack so much as from the photographer.
Tuesday, January 29, 2013
A 24-Girl Pimacs
When it comes to Pimacs, it seems the more the merrier. This is our largest so far, twenty-four girls, and all with hats no less. Wow!
Monday, January 28, 2013
Another Angle
Sunday, January 27, 2013
Saturday, January 26, 2013
A 21-Girl Pimacs
Friday, January 25, 2013
Occasion
What do these two pics have in common? If you had said ladies suffering from Pimacs, you'd be correct. One is taken at a party, the other at a funeral. I believe this illustrates that Pimacs can occur at almost any occasion.
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